Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Is platform gaming really dead??

Ok I was playing sonic 3 last night and realized that the 16 bit era was easily the best time to be a platform video game. But in this day and age is there really a market for platform gaming, I have very fond memories of Super Mario world, Banjoe kazooie and even and this is a funny one Croc: legend of the gobbos.
But nowadays with your fps's and your shite like that is there actually a market for platformers??

Its funny that I'm wondering this because I really love platformers.

gears 3

September 20th 2010. Yesterday was the end of a saga as the latest and last instalment of gears of war was released. I'm not sure but I reckon that sales will be well in excess of about 20 million for the first week. Gears three will be the last time you get to see charming characters such as this lad.
Get used to seeing him its gonna be the last time you see him in a fresh game

 
Now this blogger was never a big fan of the xbox but I do feel sad for all the fan boys who are going to burn through this game in a week, oh well enjoy xbox dudes.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

skyrim news



We have two exclusive articles written by Andrew Reiner of Game Informer and Maxwell McGee of GameSpot including full-blown previews and in-depth hands on articles of their Skyrim gameplay testing.
“After years of waiting, the next installment of The Elder Scrolls finally lands in our hands. Follow my journey from Riverwood to Whiterun.
As we mentioned in yesterday’s quick look at the QuakeCon Skyrim demo, my experience started in the character creator. My Twitter followers wanted to know about the Argonian race, the reptilian race that hails from the Black Marsh swampland. This race looks much like it did in Oblivion and Morrowind, with green scaled skin that sometimes gives off a bluish tint, and yellow, cat-like eyes. For my character, however, I chose the cat-like Khajiit race. The level of customization with this race was impressive. I could alter the eyeliner, change the color of the speckles on the nose, add earrings, and even apply a hairdo on top of my Khajiit’s furry dome. As in the previous games, the Khajiit have long, humanoid-like legs and a tail.
My journey started with my character bound in a dreary cave, which Todd Howard said is roughly 30 minutes after the start of the game. When I exited the cave I immediately equipped a destruction spell on one hand and a restoration spell on the other. The button layout is very similar to the previous Elder Scrolls games. The X button sheathes and unsheathes your weapon, the B button gives you access to the menu system, the Y button jumps, the A button interacts, and pressing L3 triggers stealth mode.
While the general controls are familiar, the cEldombat controls have evolved considerably. If you have shield equipped you can bash enemies with it to cause them to stagger, opening them up for attack. If you hold down the attack button with a melee weapon, you trigger a powerful attack that is often accompanied by a cool animation. When I stabbed a wolf with this attack, my character drove the sword deep into the beast and then used the shield as leverage to pry the sword out of the dead animal. You also must actively block oncoming attacks.
The spells also have varying attacks. As I walked down a path toward the village of Riverwood, I spotted two wolves on a nearby hill. When they caught my scent they came charging down the hill and I met them with a powerful flamethrower attack by holding down the spell button. It didn’t take long to burn these gorgeous animals, which look much more lifelike than the animals in Oblivion.
Since Riverwood was in the previous Skyrim demos, I didn’t spend much time in the village. Instead I headed north alongside a babbling stream that had salmon jumping out of the water and stumbled upon a small farm populated by a cow and hen. I watched the hen for a bit as it walked around aimlessly while clucking, and then stole the egg that was sitting in its nest.
I then made my way into the farmhouse, which only took a couple of seconds to load. Judging from the spread on his table – goat cheese and Nord mead – this farmer is living the good life. When I went back outside I met a woman named Sigrid, whose first words to me were “I’m spoken for, don’t get any ideas.” She kept on farming while telling me about herself and her daughter. After she shared five or so details, she started delivering the canned responses of “Yes?”, “Good Afternoon”, and “What do you need?”
Leaving Sigrid and the farm behind, I made my way further north to a large murky river. I could have crossed using a bridge, but I decided to test out the swimming instead. The animations are a little rough, but as I swam across to the other bank I was able to grab a few salmon as they passed by. Who needs a fishing rod when you can just grab them with your fist? As I approached the bank I saw a large elk wade into the river. When I moved in too close for the beast’s comfort, he made a run for it.
Continuing down the path on the other side of the river, I stumbled across a group of Stormcloak soldiers escorting a prisoner. When I approached the group a hostile soldier blurted out, “Citizen, I’m warning you.” Then I was presented three of choices. I could do nothing, free the prisoner, or free the prisoner and give him an item, which I assumed in this case would be a weapon so he could defend himself against his captors. Considering that there were three guards with their swords drawn and I was a mere level one character, I opted to stay out of it. As soon as I moved away, the soldiers returned their weapons to their sheathes.
Heading north again, I ran into another farm. This was a much bigger plot of land, with several gardens. In the middle of this farm a group of three humans were battling a massive giant. Rather than joining the fray, I decided to just sit back and watch. The battle raged back and forth, but eventually the humans prevailed. Afterwards I met Alea the huntress and her sidekicks Farkas and Ria. My first interaction with her was a statement about the battle – I could say “You don’t look like you need any help,” or “I tried to help.” When I chose the flattering option, she thanked me and explained that her band was a part of the Shield-Brothers. I was then prompted to inquire about joining the group or wryly responding “Sounds like a waste of time.” Alea told me that if I wanted to join the group I would have to ask the leader of the Companions.
After going our separate ways, I ventured north again, picking items like lavender and tundra cotton on my way toward…


http://www.elderscrollv.com/category/news/

sports games??? the fuck...

Now don't get me wrong I love gaming of all sorts, but there is one kinda little niche market in the gaming industry that just baffles me and that is.......sports games. what the hell is the point of them I mean if I wanted to go and play soccer I'd do it outside (not that I actually would) with my friends (again not that I have a lot of 'em).

Isn't the whole point of gaming to be able to do things that one wouldn't normally do due to legal reasons or just the pure outlandishness of let's say Mario; if I was caught jumping on turtles and what ever animal equivalent there are to goombas I'd be arrested for animal cruelty.

I think that EA should stop cashing in on all the little jocks out there around the world that get off on the fact that they can play as their soccer heroes or their football (American football that is) icons, and focus on making quality games such as the F.E.A.R series and battlefield games.

I guess when you look at it from a different perspective as well that sports games are made for the fat and morbidly obese sports fan who never get the chance to play sports let alone get the chance to get outta their house. 

Well that was one of my many but not the last of my rants enjoy interwebz.

Monday, September 19, 2011

games/hacks I will not play and hack submission rules etc.

  1. Any hard hacks/games, that goes for Kaizo, the earlier VIP games,Kaizo mario and such and such .
  2. I won't take any Rom hacks for the while until I can download a snes emu
  3. Don't pester me to play your rom hack, (I don't care if it IS the most original thing since the first ASMT you spam me with whinny little comments like please please play my hack; that shit's gonna get you banned) its really annoying
  4. While I will be taking requests the majority of games I'll be let's playing will be of my own choosing, don't get butthurt if I decide to ignore you.

  5. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT TROLL ME BECAUSE OF THE FOLLOWING THINGS: 
  • Tool abuse (I'm not some perfect raocow lp dude, I will make mistakes)
  • Not completing a game/hack 100% (While I will make every attempt to do so please Don't come down on me for missing one or two things).
  • making shit of my novice ability to edit videos properly.
Thats just about it for now on the rules and non play lists

HACK SUBMISSION RULES
If there are any hackers out there looking to use me to get their hack some play time you might want to read this.

If you  muncher plant spam I won't take the hack, in the original Super Mario World muncher plants were seen in only one level, I find that using muncher plants in ways they weren't designed for takes away from the over all fun of playing a hack (E.g. Kaizo Mario world).

If you just spent 10 minutes on Lunar Magic throwing together something that looks awful that results in graphic  cut-off , sprite glitches and that just generally looks terrible I won't take the hack pure and simply because of the fact that it might make the both of us look bad (you the hacker and me for playing it).

Thats all I can think of for now, I'll update this as I see fit. 

general discussion

Well I suppose that this post will be the general discussion place where you can riff on all topics great and small.

For example don't you hate it when there's some inconsiderate asshole talking in a movie theatre and inadvertantly ends up ruining the whole feckin movie.

f'n a q

When did you start LP'ing? 
I started LPing in late 2008/early 2009, I did videos of all sorts and uploaded them on a closed youtube channel called thepeterlong.

Have you ever LP'd mario hacks??


In a word yes I started Vip  4 in late 2010 but the videos came out arse ways, from there I did a mostly forgettable run of the talkhaus colab hack ASMT . Shortly after I did the ASMT playthrough I started the  entire hunter/scorpion series.

Fucking magnets how do they work??

I dunno you might wanna aks the Mormons (not to be confused with Morons, Morlocks or Molemen).


What are your favourite games?


Right now I'm currently in mad love with FF 6, Super Mario 64, Kirby's fun pak, Yoshi's Island, earthbound and Super Marisa land.

Kaizo or no?


Most definitely no.

Cake or death??


cake.....no death

What's your commentary gimmick?


My commentary style is strange I have a 50:50 mix of talking about what's going on with the game and just talking about random shit that happens to me/ will happen to me during the course of my life. I take inspiration from Raocow,Icrangirl,protonjonSA and Azureblade49. To be honest I would feel more comfortable recording my videos without commentary as I feel I get distracted by the commentary and as a result I'd not be able to focus on the game.



SMBX: the great vengence

Ok, this will be my first post on here but I will be  posting lp's on the youtube under the name butterslacks109. Considering that my house has no internet for the time being  I will be uploading from internet cafes at random intervals so sorry if I don't seem to update the videos on a regular basis.

what I plan on doing for my first LP is a game made with the super mario bros x engine called the great vengence. I've done an incomplete playthrough with out recording it so we'll see how that goes from when I do decide to start recording the playthrough from scratch. Well that's gonna be it for me right now see ya later guys

*UPDATE*
I've reached the decision to actually go ahead with this lp so I'm gonna enjoy killing my sanity with shit like that anyway

*UPDATE*
Due to circumstances outside of my control (mainly the sound on the game itself fucked up on me), I might have to postpone the recording and such and such.Now I'm not one to get all pissy but I'm thinking maybe I'll just runthrough super mario 64 DS instead.